All I have to say is.....

We're dating!

I have an email from him that says "Scooter is going to be at the house tomorrow so I would need to come there. He is on this I-don't-want-to-see-Dad-or-Mom-dating kick."

And me being there would constitute a date.......

I'll take it. It's good for a couple of pounds, at least.

And that my friends, is the best god damned Christmas present I could hope for!