Let it snow! Let is snow! Let it snow!

Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!

Because I leave in 2 days for sunny Florida.

Ah.. Mother Nature is at it again. Throwing snow at me, trying to make me worry about my trip. Not going to happen this time. It's Tuesday, and they are saying the snow will end today, so the roads will be clear by Thursday.

I've been watching the weather down there all week. And it's not going to be as warm this year as it was last year, (60 vs 84) it's still going to be warmer than it is here. (And there won't be snow)

Mother Nature, you don't phase me now. Nothing is going to dampen my mood. Florida, here I come!

SSSHHHHHHH! Don't tell her

Yeah, check it out. I don't think the Bitch knows. There is no snow in the forecast for Wednesday.
Don't tell her.

This S@*T ain't funny

Ok, I had this weekend with Batman, and it was wonderful. When he left, he said "I'll see you Wednesday." Uh, Ok. We hadn't talked about it, but I guess it was in the plans. Who am I to say "No"? Yeah, not gonna happen.

So, does it come as a surprise to anyone that as I walked past the windows at the end of the hall and look outside, guess what I should see?

Yup. Mother Nature is at it again. It's snowing. Of course it is. I'm going to see Batman tonight, it's snowing. I checked. It's not supposed to amount to much (maybe an inch) but still, it's snowing. Everyone in the office thinks it's hilarious to stop by and tell me, "Hey, guess what? It's snowing." Yeah, I know, I'm still going. I'm like the damn postal service, nothing can keep me from my appointed rounds.

You know, I wonder if the Daytona 500 has ever been called on account of snow?

Just a thought.

Someone has to die

I can not possibly believe this shit. I swear Mother Nature hates me, and believe me the feeling is mutual.

Batman called Friday, and said he was feeling better and we should get together soon. "I'm thinking Wednesday would be good." So, I'm all excited, I'm thrilled.

Yeah, until this bullshit.....Seriously, can this really be happening to me? I mean, this isn't even funny any more. I'm not even laughing at it anymore. I just can't believe this is happening to me. Seriously, it was funny for a while, it was comical, and it was ironic, now, it's just unbelievable. This is just vindictive, and cruel, and mean, and hateful.

Snow Bunnies

Ah yes, my mortal enemy, Mother Nature struck again this weekend. Althought not with the vengence she has used in the past. I think she's heard I'm a little pissed off at her, and she's running scared. Yeah, that's it.

We got somewhere around 2-4 inches of snow Saturday night, but no ice. It was really wet heavy snow. And the road crews were out at 2:30 AM clearing our road, and someone was clearing our parking lot at 3:00 AM, so I wasn't snowed it at all! Yesterday it was warm enough most of it melted away.

So, yesterday, since it was 'warm' (as if 37 is warm, but compared to 2, it is) I took the girls out and played around with the Nikon.

More whining and bitching, sorry

I look out my window and there is this bright light in the sky. It looks vaguely familiar, like something I remember from a dream. Then I remember...it's the sun. I remember the sun. Back in the days when it was warm, and there was no freaking snow and ice on the ground. Back when it wasn't painful to walk outside because the temperatures were normal and there was no such thing as a wind chill factor. Yeah, nice of you to come back around.

Of course that Bitch Mother Nature is going to chase you off again, look at this shit. I swear to god, I'm going to pack it all up and head south, far south, like Bahamas south, where the sun is warm, the beaches are plenty, the rum flows endlessly, and the cabana boys are half naked. Where shit never freezes, and they have no freakin idea what a wind chill factor is. Snow is just a figment of someone's imagination.

Yeah, that's where I want to be. I am sick and tired of freakin winter. Tired of being cold, tired of being home bound, tired of trying to entertain myself and the three kids. Tired of listening to them argue because they are tired of being stuck inside. (never mind they haven't been home for 2 days, they will be tonight and the arguements will start. I promise you.)

I know the snow and ice means there will be fewer bugs this summer, and believe me I'll be glad for that this summer, but right now, summer is....well, a wish.

I know I whine and bitch and moan about the weather a lot, but damn, I hate winter. This time last year, I kid you not it was 70 degrees in February. We were wearing shorts, insane. I know February isn't here yet, but damn it it's close and the temperatures outside are nowhere near close to 70. I know this is normal weather for this time of year, but that doesn't mean I have to like it.

I'm sick of cold, I'm sick of snow, I'm sick of ice. I'm sick of winter.