Overheard on Yahoo today

"Overheard" on Yahoo this afternoon....

But my cookies are sweet and taste better


That's all I'm saying.

Syd, the floor is yours.

Bit of conversations on Yahoo today

Girl 1: Guy 2 just told Guy 1 that he wanted to mount you up that night

Girl 2:Oh yeah.

Girl 1: yeah but he knew he couldn't

Girl 2: Yeah well that's all done

Girl 1: I know I told Guy 1

Girl 2: Finished last night.

Girl 1: So he could fill Guy 2 in for ya

Girl 2: Thanks for not getting in the middle lmfao

Girl 3: Talk about romantic and they say romance is dead. They haven't talked to Guy 2 yet. Seriously with a line like that who can resist? Is he going to hog tie you first?

Girl 2: It's a thought. You know me.

Girl 3: ok, I just spit rockstar all over my computer screen