Dear Internet

As vast and as unending and chock full of information and meaningless drivel, I find it hard to believe you fail to keep me entertained while I am at work. Sadly, today that is so. What's a bored girl to do at work? Please don't even suggest the obvious, work. If I was doing that, I wouldn't be bothering you would I?

Thanks for nothing today. Maybe tomorrow will be better.

Love,
Becky

Dear Unsorted Mail

This post is the best one I've seen here in a long long time.

Well done.

Love,
Becky

Dear Electric Company that just told me it could be hours before we have power again at home,

Uh, have you heard a weather forcast today? Yeah, it's COLD outside, and no electricity means NO HEAT!

Love,
Becky

Dear Mother Nature

You are one cold hearted bitch.

Love,
Becky