Thursday 13 #13
13 Stupid News stories I read this week.1. VA Patient has wrong testicle removed. Can you say malpractice?
2. Mayor chases rivals wife over sign. Not the best election campaign tactic to use.
3. Woman on horseback charged with DUI. But ossifer, he’s the designated driver.
4. Student who moons teacher sues school district. Geez some people just can’t take a joke.
5. Coyote visits Chicago sandwich shop. He was hot and tired from chasing Roadrunner.
6. Couple fights to name baby Metallica. That kid is so gonna bitch slap them when she gets older.
7. Judge OKs trucker’s new name: Ynot Bubba. I guess Dumbass McGraw was taken. Oh, and Hey, I’d like to meet Metallica. I think you and her parents could be great friends.
8. Man arrives at DUI hearing drunk. At least he’s consistant.
9. Keith Richards: I snorted my father. We know this is a lie, he would never cut his coke with anything.
10. Kinkajou flees zoo, bites bus passenger. They are taking this pokemon thing way too far.
11. Japanese police probe decomposing bodies. It’s a nasty job but somebody has to do it.
12. Deputies but toe and tow together. Hit and run? Yeah, I don’t think so.
13. Chicago suit charges ‘negligent dancing’. My guess? This is not the first time she’s been dropped on her head.
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