Oh S*#T!!!!

If you've been waking up every morning single and unattached, today you will be confronted with issues involving commitment. Indeed, events today could change your whole life, dear Cancer. If nothing else, you know that it's time to make necessary changes, and you are ready to put a plan into action. Sure, it's a bit scary, but you need this balance in your life. (My horoscope for today)

"If you’re waking up every single morning single and unattached, today you will be confronted with issues involving commitment"….you know what that means? Newt has finally figured out a way to get that damn baby elephant she swears she needs to make her life perfect and complete.