Age.....

So, Batman and I were talking the other day about our age. Turns out I'm older than he is, by exactly 5 months and 17 days. He said, "Well yeah, you're older than me. "
Yeah, by 5 months and 17 days
Oh, really? I thought you were 40 already.
Good thing you're so damn cute.


So, shopping Friday with A, we're talking to a sales girl and I mention A is 'helping me spend my money.'
And that stupid sales bitch says to A, "Helping Mom spend her money? Lucky girl!" (I am 38, A is 22, so yeah, it's possible, but hello?)
Oh hell to the no you didn't just say that.