Wednesday, January 31, 2007

My Fine? $750.50, What's yours?

I stole this from Junebugg. I have seen it before on other blogs, and wasn't going to do it. But hell, it's a woman's prerogative to change her mind isn't it? So here goes.

Below is a list of *ahem* activities, each awarded a penalty in dollars. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church-- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

My fine? A whopping $750.50 (so yeah, I peed in the pool. Com'on, I was 7. Who doesn't pee in the pool when they're kids?)


Chickie said...

I'm at 655.60. So you know that not only have I peed in a pool, but I've kissed someone without knowing their name!

Beth said...

$465.50....I'm such a virgin!

Celebrate Woo-Woo said...

beth - I'm much more virgin-like than you @ $160.50.

I don't even want to know what y'all have been doing;>

Factor 10 said...

I had a bad feeling when I had to get out the calculator...565.00!
I am totally stealing this.

Laci said...

I feel horrible... my fine is $820.60. Well, maybe I don't feel so bad. It was fun!!

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